Have I Gone Nuts...Or What?!?!?

I think I am possibly leaning that way...CRAZY!!!

Since I have asked my parents if I can have a puppy and they said NO to me like 6868574774557 times, here is my another approach to my continuous craziness...

Me: I think I will have a baby since I can't have a dog.
Dad: Well if you can bring IT everywhere you go then go ahead...
Me: *looked at him* (my baby will not be an IT)
Mom: Where would you leave the baby when you go to work?
Me: I will leave the baby at the day care.
Mom: You will leave the baby??? I don't feel safe.
Me: Where do you think other parents leave their babies when they go to work?

*SILENCE*

I either said something which made sense or they now officially think I AM ALL CRAZINESS AND THEN SOME!!!

LMAO!!!

This Question Was Asked!!!

Girl: When are you getting married?


Me: I think you only ask when someone is in a relationship, it's more possible that way.


For that, she gets one of my WTF face. By the way, I am still shaking my head.